I’ve come to understand Umami. However, I struggle to imagine the flavors on my tongue. Need to chanel my inner Emile from Ratatouille.

I have farted in secret around Katya before.

I don’t actually do much work most days and then I wonder: Is this why people say that govt is slow? The answer is defintely yes.

I didn’t always close every night when I was living in Apt 201

Sometimes I like back scratches too.

My favorite moment with Katya is waking up (3 hours before she does) turning over and seeing my beautiful partner.

Another favorite is when we’re cuddled up on the couch. Katya will suddenly give me a squeezing embrace as she grits her teeth and says, “I freaking love you” with a tone of passionate frustration.

I secretly really really really really really really like Katya Makkaveyev.